By Gill Martin
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Bye bye to sin: Infamous brothel madam Cynthia Payne pushes her shopping trolley down the street as she approaches 80
Pushing her shopping trolley along a quiet suburban street, she could be any respectable lady of advancing years.
But this is Cynthia Payne, the infamous madam, whose high-ranking clients exchanged Luncheon Vouchers for sexual favours in the Seventies and Eighties.
Now nearing 80, she lives in the same house that hosted swinging parties and striptease.
But the days when a police raid ended with a jail sentence for keeping a brothel are now a distant memory.
âMost of the people who came here are dead now,â she sa ys of her clients, who numbered judges, vicars, MPs, bank managers and senior police officers with fetishes ranging from spanking to being covered in Hoover dust. âBut I still get recognised in the street and people smile.â
Cynthiaâs twinkly brown eyes and honey-blonde curls belie her age. Immortalised by actress Julie Walters in the movie Personal Services, she is now looking for an impresario to turn her life story into a musical.
âI bumped into Andrew Lloyd Webber and suggested one called An English Madam. But he said, ââIâve already got too many madams in my life.â
âI even wrote to Tim Rice to suggest it. He said he was too busy but would look me up when he was in my neck of the woods. But I havenât heard from him.â

Distant memory: The brothel keeper outside her Streatham home in her heyday when she held sex parties and striptease for high-ranking clients

Taking centre stage: Cynthia outside Holloway Prison before being driven to freedom after serving a jail term for running a brothel. Now she wants her life story turned into a musical
She also fancies appearing on the BBC programme Who Do You Think You Are? âIâd probably find Nell Gwyn was an ancestor,â chuckles Cynthia, who twice stood for Parliament as the Payne and Pleasure candidate.
But instead of the wild times that earned her the nickname Madame Cyn, her days in Streatham, South-West London, are now spent thinking about supper, not sex.
She says: âI donât do much any more. I live for my food. I have Type 2 diabetes but I donât diet.â
This weekend she is looking forward to tucking into a roast chicken. âThose half-cooked ones from Lidl are very good,â she adds.
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