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Madonna flashes: Give it a rest! At 53, all you're exposing is desperation says LIZ JONES

Madonna flashes: Give it a rest! At 53, all you're exposing is desperation says LIZ JONES

By Liz Jones

PUBLISHED: 18:26 EST, 11 June 2012 | UPDATED: 03:56 EST, 12 June 2012

Watching Madonna live on stage in Istanbul was a little like being assaulted by the cast of Dad’s Army performing a Chippendales routine.

Madonna, who is 53 years old and a mother several times over, stripped off, flashing her right breast at the audience.

Do we really need to see superannuated former sex symbols flaunting their erogenous zones?

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Exposed: The 53-year-old showed off her bare nipple to the crowd of over 55,000 people

Exposed: The 53-year-old showed off her bare nipple to a crowd of over 55,000 people

Express yourself, don't repress yourself! Madonna causes controversy as she flashes her boob during a performance in Istanbul

Express yourself, don't repress yourself! Madonna causes controversy as she flashes her boob during a performance in Istanbul

Provocative: Madonna covered up her nipple after exposing it and then began cavorting with a half-naked male dancer

Provocative: Madonna covered up her nipple after exposing it and then began cavorting with a half-naked male dancer

I had thought the close-up, slow panning by BBC cameramen of sixty-something Grace Jones’s oiled thighs and scantily-covered crotch at the Jubilee concert was bad enough.

But the flaunting by Madonna of her right nipple on stage in Turkey really took the biscuit.

Of course, Madonna doesn’t eat biscuits, or drink tea, or wear clothes, or any of the normal things women over 50 have time to do now The Hormone Years are behind them.

She thinks she is being shocking when, in fact, she is being boring. We’ve seen it all before.

Madonna is determined to convince us and herself that being in her sixth decade does not mean she is no longer a sexual, desirable being.

Well, I’m sorry, love, but it does. It’s over. The referee has blown his whistle and the chequered flag has come down. 

Lost in the music: Madonna pulled her shirt open as she performed her 1995 hit

Lost in the music: Madonna pulled her shirt open as she performed her 1995 hit

Flashing her figure: Madonna then threw her shirt to the stage, revealing a lacy black bra, before continuing with her dance routine

Flashing her figure: Madonna then threw her shirt to the stage, revealing a lacy black bra, before continuing with her dance routine

You might think I’m all for women in their 50s acting as though they are in their raunchy, carefree 20s, given that I’ve had a face lift.

I haven’t flashed my nipples, but I did have them relocated and made smaller and darker by breast reduction surgery when I was 30.

Surely that was done with the expectation that someone, somewhere would look at them at some point.

I applaud the fact Madonna has not let herself go: it takes hard work and dedication to look as she does. But even she can’t hold back the ravages of time â€" and most people’s reaction to those pictures will be ‘ugh’ rather than ‘phwoar’.

Bluntly, nudity at the age of 53 is not just gratuitous, it’s gruesome. Should I have written that last sentence? Probably not.

I wrote once about how all the (now grey) hairs on my chin and throat, which I used to know intimately, had moved after the face lift, like tiny fir trees in an avala nche. I had to locate and get to know them all over again, in order to pluck them out each morning. 

Gone all coy: The singer turned away from the crowd before unzipping her trousers

Gone all coy: The singer turned away from the crowd before unzipping her trousers

Giving them something to remember: The Girl Gone Wild singer ripped off part of her bra

Giving them something to remember: The Girl Gone Wild singer ripped off part of her bra

And back on again: One of Madonna's backing dancers then helped her redress at the end of her strip

And back on again: One of Madonna's backing dancers then helped her redress at the end of her strip

I was inundated with emails from women, saying I had let the side down. ‘Now my husband wants to know if I have fir trees!’ wrote one. ‘They don’t need to know about this stuff!’

Is it better if older women feel we should believe the illusion and measure up to Madonna, who strains every nerve and sinew to convince the world she’s a bendier, feistier, leaner, better version of her young self?

Or should we talk about such things as grey pubic hair, varicose veins and fir trees, so that women who age don’t feel quite so isolated and disgusted by what is happening to their body?  I’m still not sure.

I was fascinated when Tracey Emin talked about going through the menopause in a recent interview.
Ooh, and how about Cambridge professor Mary Beard, who talked about her own thickened toenails on Woman’s Hour?

These are the badges of honour that indicate the tumult of being a young woman is well and truly ov er, but that also show you are a survivor.

Yes, you become invisible over the age of 50, but you can also find new rewards. I will list some of the new rewards here, as soon as I can think of some.

Lethal weapon: In another scene Madonna and her dancers are armed with guns during her MDNA 2012 World Tour at Ramat Gan Stadium in Tel Aviv, Israel

Lethal weapon: In another scene Madonna and her dancers are armed with guns during her MDNA 2012 World Tour at Ramat Gan Stadium in Tel Aviv, Israel

Less controversial: Madonna also wore some more conservative outfits during the concert

Less controversial: Madonna also wore some more conservative outfits during the concert

Oh, OK, the nurturing hormones have long since vaporised, which means you no longer run round after men, doing stuff for them, and you have less patience with nonsense. And that’s about it.

Part of me wants women to know we all share the same biological, gynaecological decrepitude.

And if Madonna is out there, grinding her pelvis, placing both legs, pretzel fashion, behind her head and flashing her breasts, aren’t we being given the idea that all of us women over 50 could look like she does if only we had the time/money/energy?

Having wrestled arthritically with this question for years now, I’ve come to the conclusion that holding up very rich, very manicured versions of women our age is dangerous.

Not to everyone â€" not to women in happy marriages with teenage children and a pension â€" but to those of us for whom life hasn’t quite panned out as we thought it would.

Surely Madonna’s highly sexualised example not only means women continue to spend money on stuff (skin cream, Botox, skirts from Topshop), but that we are never satisfied with how we look.

I wondered, the other day, whether I will still be having full leg and Brazilian waxes when I’m 60 (I doubt I’ll be able to afford them).

How strange it would be to subject myself to that then. But is it any stranger than doing it now, aged 53? 

Madonna also caused controversy with her 1989 Like A Prayer video, which featured the singer seducing a black Jesus to a backdrop of burning crosses

Madonna also caused controversy with her 1989 Like A Prayer video, which featured the singer seducing a black Jesus to a backdrop of burning crosses

The video for Like A Prayer sparked a huge public outcry and was condemned as blasphemous by the Vatican

The video for Like A Prayer sparked a huge public outcry and was condemned as blasphemous by the Vatican

Surely, women like me have to be deluded to wax ourselves so that we resemble an adolescent: Madonna is both victim and perpetrator, as am I.

Just as anorexia assaults the most susceptible young women, the ones with low self-esteem who do not live in a bubble of love and family support, a desire to look young assaults those of us who feel we are not ready to grow old.

I’m a case in point. I don’t have a stable, loving relationship, I don’t have children, I am not where I want to be in my career, and so I feel my body is racing ahead of me. I need more time.

My surgery, my self-assault, was more about being acceptable to myself, not about attracting a man. I don’t have a problem with not being sexy or attractive to men, because I have never been sexy or attractive to men. It’s not something I miss.

Madonna clearly misses it. It’s what defines her look â€" that whole platinum blonde, Marilyn Monroe schtick â€"â€" and her lyrics, her videos, her clothes, her little-girl voice.

Brigitte Bardot, much ridiculed for her Shar Pei skin, doesn’t miss it because she found something else: a love for animals.

Of course it’s great that, at 50, we don’t resemble our own mothers at that age.

But Nipplegate is an act too far, a wake-up call, a mirror to my own and many others’ ridiculousness.

That is what made Madonna’s latest striptease so pitiful: the hole was not in her lace bra, but in her soul.

NOW WATCH THE VIDEO: Madonna flashes her nipple to the crowd in Istanbul 

VIDEO: Preview of Madonna's MDNA Tour 


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Oh dear - doesn't look good does she. But she never did, did she. What is the point of showing off bits of the body, I just don't know. We all have them, so therefore we are not seeing anything new. Pathetic, I call it. She is a middleaged woman who has seen better days, and there's no point in airbrushing her because she would just disappear! And so would I!!

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An old turkey flashing in Turkey.

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Well, you have to feel some pity as she doesn't have much in the cleavage department to admire anyway. There are so many ordinary women in the street with much more attractove feminine and ample curves than this androgynous freak of a woman ever had, she must try what she can!!

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Too funny, she gives her daughter heck for smoking, and then she turns around and does something like this.

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Leave the poor old girl alone.

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Hmmm, a definite nip in the air at that gig :-p

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I'm not bothered that a 50 something year old did it, I would think it was pathetic and desperate if ANYONE did it!

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That article about old age trendsetters... she should try dressing like that. She had an eye for cutting edge looks once. If she toned down the skimpy costumes in favour of something more arty, she'd have more credibility as an older artist and a broader appeal.

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I've never been sure where or when Madonna has pushed the so called boundaries. Maybe if you have a blinkered view of what's outrageous then she has. Personally I've never been shocked or excited by anything she's done.

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Id rather look at madonna than some fat ugly under 53 year old drunk exposing their body drunk in town anyday. Being 53 does not mean an end to feeling beautiful life is over YOU GO GIRL - LOVE YOU MADONNA LIZ ALL YOU HATERS have issues!!!'

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